[extropy-chat] slain by one finger

[Spike]

Doctors kill men.

There was an article in the Merc about how men live 
shorter than women because they won't go to the doctor.
Well, they won't go to the doctor because they don't 
want a finger up the old kazoo.  Duh!  A most distasteful
sensation is this, it feels like getting raped.  

If all doctors would *promise* not to do that, then
more guys might get yearly checkups, thus saving lives.  
Of course men would still perish from prostate cancer,
but the doctors might notice other symptoms in
time to save more guys.  So doctors kill men.

spike