[extropy-chat] WAR: Still want peace???

[J Corbally]

>Message: 26
>Date: Sun, 14 Dec 2003 15:05:12 -0800 (PST)
> >From: Mike Lorrey <mlorrey at yahoo.com>
>Subject: [extropy-chat] WAR: Still want peace???
>To: extropy-chat at extropy.org
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>For those who still want peace, now that the war is over and Saddam is
>in jail.....
>http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/
>Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate for Peace
>10. It's too cold to go outside and demonstrate
>9. If I go blind they can't draft me
>8. The walls need painting white anyway
>7. This is my weapon...this is my gun...this one's for shootin....oh,
>never mind.
>6. If you want it done right you have to do it yourself
>5. All the lube will give me a baby-soft dork
>4. It may be the only "peace" I'll be getting for a while
>3. If I use my left hand, it feels like someone else has joined my
>cause
>2. What else am I going to do with the 80 GB of porn on my PC?
>1. Because I can't give myself a peace blowjob
>Now that I think of it, I think this was Saddam's to-do list in that
>hole in Tikrit....
Real men don't use lube....

;->


James...