[extropy-chat] LUDD UND CHRIST: bad-language

[Mike Lorrey]

Speaking of language, and seeing as how Congressman Ose is trying to
get a bill passed that would once again put dirty language bans on
popular television, even on cable, which is not a public medium, I have
an idea that might split the christian fundies off from the leftie
luddites: dirty language filter implants.

You get these implants embedded in the skull of your innocent child,
such that when the implant hears one of the banned words, it reverses
the wave form, thus cancelling out the sound that makes up the word.
The kid never hears evil. This could be expanded to vision implants
that filter out nudity and printed vulgarity, and another in the larynx
that prevents the individual from uttering foul language.

Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.... The fundies would be all
for implant technologies....

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Mike Lorrey
"Live Free or Die, Death is not the Worst of Evils."
                                       - Gen. John Stark
"Fascists are objectively pro-pacifist..."
                                       - Mike Lorrey
Do not label me, I am an ism of one...
Sado-Mikeyism: http://mikeysoft.zblogger.com

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