[extropy-chat] Re: Any transhumanists in AR?

[Harvey Newstrom]

Spike writes: 

> But what if there were uncultured redneck transhumanists?
> What kinds of things would they do and say?

Come and listen to a log file about a bot named Jed
A poor windows driver, barely kept his i/o read,
Then one day he was bootin' up no good,
And down through the 'net came a cyber Robin Hood. 

Hacker that is, with upgrades, memory. 

Well the first thing you know ol' Jed's extrordinaire,
Bin-folk said Jed load away from there,
Said Residential is the place you ought to be,
So they loaded up the bus and moved to Memory. 

Cache, that is.
Resource pools, java jars. 

The Redneck Transhumanists! 

Well now its time to say shutdown to Jed and all his bin.
And they would like to rank you folks fer kindly loggin in.
You're all rerouted back again to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their interoperability 

Virtually, that is. Reset a spell, Shake your spam off. 

Y'all reload now, y'ack?. 

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Harvey Newstrom, CISSP, CISA, CISM, IAM, IBMCP, GSEC
<HarveyNewstrom.com>