[extropy-chat] HUMOR [Fwd: Israeli Cloning Law]

[David Lubkin]

Dan Clemmensen wrote:

>Do they intend to throw mothers of identical twins into jail, or is there an
>exemption for this particular form of cloning?

There is also the relatively common phenomenon of the "disappearing twin," 
where one twin's cells are absorbed by the other and only one child is 
born. All Israeli mothers should be arrested on suspicion of cloning. All 
Israeli fathers should be arrested as co-conspirators. Proof of 
contraception will be accepted as a mitigating factor.

All Israeli identical twins whose age is under the statute of limitations, 
less 9 months, should be arrested for aiding and abetting cloning, after 
the fact. All Israelis, regardless of age, who were not born coincident 
with an identical twin should be arrested and charged with murder, or at 
least manslaughter.


-- David Lubkin.