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From: Spike 

>It's highly overrated in my opinion.  Happiness cannot
>buy money.

When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the 
American ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in 
his honor. At the dinner table the Ambassador's wife was talking 
with Madame deGaulle.

"Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a 
presence on the French and International scene for so many years! How quiet
retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in
these retirement years?"

"A penis," replied Madame deGaulle.

A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer...and 
no one knew what to say next.

Finally, Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, 
"Ma cherie, I believe zee Americans pronounce zat word, 'appiness."



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