[extropy-chat] grow closer to god--through the mail!!

[Damien Broderick]

Mike's arguments in favor of god have so convinced me that I was overjoyed 
to receive in the mail today a miraculous BIBLICAL PAPER HANDKERCHIEF!!! I 
learned that when I write my name in the middle of this PAPER HANDKERCHIEF 
and mail it back to the church AT NO COST TO MYSELF, I will receive the 
blessings of God, including BIG BUCKS!!! Additionally, all the drunks, drug 
abusers and sexual degenerates in my HOUSEHOLD will be saved by the TOUCH 
of the Lord upon their BODIES!!!! The sacred miraculous HANDKERCHIEF is 
warranted by Acts 19, 11-12, which records how the APOSTLE PAUL sent just 
such NASAL HYGIENE ITEMS to the distant followers of JESUS, whereupon they 
were healed and BLESSED. The amazing low cost discovery that this BLESSING 
can be distributed via a PAPER handkerchief is not explicitly warranted in 
the good book, but who am I to DOUBT these messengers, especially since 
they will PAY THE POSTAGE for the return of the BLESSED PAPER HANDKERCHIEF? 
Unfortunately I failed to read the full covering text in time and hastily 
used the SACRED PAPER ITEM for an entirely different purpose, which I fear 
might preclude returning it to the church through the UNITED STATES MAILS 
for CLEANSING and spiritual RE-CHARGING.

Damien Broderick