[extropy-chat] Soyuz and the seven dwarves

[The Avantguardian]

[Crackling noises.]

Bianco Neve, this is Houston Control over...

[More crackling noises and indistinct shouting.]

Bianco Neve, you have veered off trajectory heading
zero-one-one-niner, do you read me over?

[More shouting and other strange noises.]

[yawn...] Roger that Houston Control this is
Lieutenant Sleepy over.

Bianco Neve, what is your mission status? Report over.

Well, Houston Control, we had a situation here...
Dopey accidently hit the port thrusters while Happy
was EVA. 

Roger that Bianco Neve, why haven't you corrected
course over?

Well Houston Control, Grumpy lost his temper and threw
a jar of Tang at Dopey but it missed shattered on the
instrument panel and now there is orange powder
everywhere. To make matters worse it set off Sneezy's
allergies and now he is richochetting off of the
interior hull and Doc is trying to administer some
cortisone. [sigh} I am supposed to be offshift right
now, Houston Control, please advise over . . .  

The Avantguardian 
is 
Stuart LaForge
alt email: stuart"AT"ucla.edu

"The surest sign of intelligent life in the universe is that they haven't attempted to contact us." 
-Bill Watterson


		
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