[extropy-chat] politics (light hearted) more cow jokes, new ones

[Mike Lorrey]

--- spike <spike66 at comcast.net> wrote:


ORWELL's COWS

You have 100 cows and 2 pigs
The Farm Animals Rise Up Against the Farmer
The pigs pronounce that some animals are more equal than others and
take charge.
Ten cows form the Free Cow Project and move to New Hampshire
The rest make excuses for staying while they wait to be slaughtered by
the pigs for being un-pigly, and insufficient milk production.

ASTRONOMICAL COWS

The Farmer has ten cows.
Enough hay gets eaten for 100 cows.
The Farmer forms the theory of Invisible Dark Matter Cows.
Some are MACHO bulls, others are WIMPy cows.
The rest he still can't figure out.
The Cosmological Constant Tax Agency doesn't care about his theories,
and swallows his farm in a black hole of bureaucratic red tape, water
use studies, neighbor complaints about loss of vegetation, and property
tax bills.

RAELIAN COWS

Aliens Landed Once, See
And engineered Cows from Auroxes
Now cows need to be genetically engineered, artificially inseminated,
and cloned so all the best cows can be transported to the mother ship
when our alien overlords return, to be turned into burgers at Elvis'
Burger Barn on Proxima 7.

HOLLYWOOD COWS

A formerly black, white cow named Michael
Is put on trial for touching the udders of calves
One calf gets hay for life, another was faking it, and everybody
comments that Michael's field is built to attract jail-bait.
Another cow named Michael makes a film about how it's all that pig
Bush's fault.



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Mike Lorrey
Vice-Chair, 2nd District, Libertarian Party of NH
"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom.
It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves."
                                      -William Pitt (1759-1806) 
Blog: http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Sadomikeyism

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