[extropy-chat] Humor: Extropy and Transhumanism (was jokesfromAmara)

[nvitamore at austin.rr.com]

While I'm looking for the high-tech pizza joke, I found this: 

"FBI Agents Ordering Pizza 


The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and 
International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME; the author who 
introduces the story swears it's true. 
FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was 
under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing 
thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an 
appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza 
parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues. 

The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI 
because they were taping all conversations at the hospital. 


Agent: 
Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda. 

Pizza Man: 
And where would you like them delivered? 

Agent: 
We're over at the psychiatric hospital. 

PM: 
The psychiatric hospital? 

Agent: 
That's right. I'm an FBI agent. 

PM: 
You're an FBI agent? 

Agent: 
That's correct. Just about everybody here is. 

PM: 
And you're at the psychiatric hospital? 

Agent: 
That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have 
them locked. You will have to go around to the back to the service entrance 
to deliver the pizzas. 

PM: 
And you say you're all FBI agents? 

Agent: 
That's right. How soon can you have them here? 

PM: 
And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent? 

Agent: 
That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving. 

PM: 
How are you going to pay for all of this? 

Agent: 
I have my checkbook right here. 

PM: 
And you're all FBI agents? 

Agent: 
That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the 
pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front 
doors locked. 

Pizza Man: 
I don't think so. Click." 


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