[extropy-chat] caution: mind at play

spike spike66 at comcast.net
Fri Sep 22 04:21:27 UTC 2006


Perhaps you have heard the most irritating TV commercial in recent history,
where they advertise a new topically absorbed pain medication by bleating
several times: Head On! Apply directly to the forehead.  

This comment is repeated until one wants to clobber the evil wretch who
invented the damn stuff, or at least the marketing department.

But then I had an idea.  I took several viagra tablets, ground them to a
fine powder and mixed it with Head On.  Works like nobody's business!  Oh I
will be soooo rich.  Patent office here I come.  I even know a great way to
advertise it.  Hire the same woman who does the other commercial and have
her exhort repeatedly:  Hard On!  Apply directly to the foreskin.






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