[ExI] [humor]Pope destroys entire metaphysical realm

[The Avantguardian]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070420/ts_nm/pope_limbo_dc;_ylt=AvWrnA.l423sdIQoKHQ7a_c7Xs8F

After hundreds of years of teaching that unbaptized
babies and virtuous people that lived before the
crucifixion of Jesus went to a special place that was
neither Heaven nor Hell called Limbo, the Vatican has
issued a statement that effectively destroys the
centuries old realm. This of course is a great tragedy
for the millions of resident souls that now have no
place to call home.

Valhalla has increased the number of armed Valkyries
patrolling its borders to keep out the itinerant souls
trying to sneak across its borders. Says Odin, "I feel
bad for them but we have strict laws and [the souls]
have not slain enough foes to enter the hall of
heroes."

It is rumored that Unicef is in negotiations with
several high-ranking hobbits to set up refugee camps
in the Shire for the displaced souls. One anonymous
source however was quoted as saying, "We will do what
we can for them but they best not expect to be getting
second-breakfast."


Stuart LaForge
alt email: stuart"AT"ucla.edu

"In Emptiness exists Good but no Evil.
Wisdom is Existence.
Principle is Existence.
The Way is Existence.
The Mind is Emptiness."

- Miyamoto Musashi, Kyoto period Samurai.


       
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