[ExI] humor to go along with the bad economy: was RE: Economy: "The Big Takeover"

spike spike66 at att.net
Thu Apr 2 16:13:48 UTC 2009


> ...On Behalf Of Stathis Papaioannou
> Reagan cut taxes but the US budget deficit has been more or 
> less continuously increasing ever since...
> --
> Stathis Papaioannou

Ja, we need to cut everywhere.  What the US is doing now is sheer madness.  


Here's some humor that has been going around on the web:

   The economy is so bad: 

            CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
            Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama
administration aren't paying their taxes.
            Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher
than GM.
            Obama met with small businesses to discuss the
Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup.
            PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings
            McDonalds is selling the 1/4- ouncer.
            People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children's names.
            A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico
            The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
            Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
            People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
            Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish
your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"
            Motel Six won't leave the light on.
            The Mafia is laying off judges. 


            Congress says they are looking into this Bernard
Madoff scandal. So, the guy that made $50 billion disappear is being
investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.

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