[ExI] Joe the Rat

John K Clark jonkc at bellsouth.net
Tue Feb 3 08:14:36 UTC 2009


Joseph Ratzinger, also known as Pope Benedict XVI but "Joe The Rat" among
his friends, has just appointed Gerhard Maria Wagner as bishop. Wagner has
denounced the Harry Potter books for "spreading Satanism". He also thinks
Hurricane Katrina was an act of "divine retribution" for the sins of a
sexually permissive society. He is on record for saying it was a result of
God's punishment for homosexuality in New Orleans .
To quote Mr. Wagner:

"It is surely not an accident that all five of New Orleans' abortion
clinics, as well as nightclubs were destroyed. It's not just any old city
that has gone under, but the people's dream city with the 'best brothels and
the most beautiful whores'."

He also said that it was no coincidence that the 2004 Tsunami disaster had
occurred at Christmas time, he thought it happened not because of plate
tectonics but because of "rich western tourists" who had "fled to poor
Thailand" in search of sex.

I applaud Mr. Ratzinger for his employment ideas and think he is doing a
fine job of doing what needs to be done, driving the Catholic Church into
the ground. He just need to appoint a few more pedophile priests, we don't
have quite enough now.

 John K Clark





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