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The AMA Weighs In



The American Medical Association has weighed in on National Health
Insurance. 

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised  not to
make any rash moves.  

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. 

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a  misconception.  

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. 

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh,
Grow up!' 

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists
could see right through it. 

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. 

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic
Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." 

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea. 

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. 

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the
assholes in Washington.

 

Leo Salazar

ljsconsultants at gmail.com

P O Box 2336

Loveland, CO  80539

(970) 613-8230

 

 

Roxane Salazar

happytrails2u.roxane at gmail.com

P O Box 2336

Loveland, CO  80539

(970) 663-1984




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