[ExI] a little fun

[William Flynn Wallace]

She loved this - laughed her ass off, making you the cause of a
dis-assedher.

bill w


On Wed, Apr 23, 2014 at 11:04 AM, spike <spike66 at att.net> wrote:

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> On Wed, Apr 23, 2014 at 8:08 AM, William Flynn Wallace <
> foozler83 at gmail.com> wrote:
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> >…Here are some of my wife's mangled sayings:
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> No sir, nothing mangled about any of these BillW.  It’s all in how they
> are interpreted.  For instance:
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> It can't help but hurt…
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> Such a comment makes perfect sense if one corrects spelling.  It might be
> uttered if one tries a suppository for hemorrhoids and discovers the
> medication to be ineffective.  Or if one is vacationing at the Grand Canyon
> and returns from a day of riding a mule, then that evening a helpful friend
> suggests a headache remedy.
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> She's as short as she is tall…
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> As is everyone and everything.  Universal truth.
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> It's either famine or drought.
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> In theory, one could be presented such a choice.  For instance, if one
> lived next to a salmon-rich stream and sustenance was removed on a regular
> basis by means of fly fishing.  The person has no other means of gathering
> nutrients.  Salmon will not strike at flies during a rain, leaving the
> fisherman to go hungry during the wet season but feasting during the dry.
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> It's six of one and one another.
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> Well sir, I will leave it to your imagination, but this is a reference to
> an amorous couple engaging in the act of mutual oral stimulation of the
> genitals, only instead of the usual simultaneous variety, this is the
> sequential version of that particular activity.
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> Do suggest all these interpretations to your bride please sir.
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> spike
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