[ExI] a little fun

[John Clark]

two plus eleven = one plus twelve
a decimal point = I'm a dot in place
astronomer = moon starer
circumstantial evidence = can ruin a selected victim
desperation = a rope ends it
dormitory = dirty room
President Clinton of the USA = to copulate he finds interns
Princess Diana = end is a car spin
Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord
Victoria, England's Queen = governs a nice quiet land
mother-in-law = woman Hitler
parishioners = I hire parsons
schoolmaster = the classroom
funeral = real fun
the Morse code = here come dots
the earthquakes = that queer shake
Alec Guinness = genuine class

 John K Clark
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