[ExI] Red and green qualia

[Brent Allsop]

Those are great, I can't stop laughing.
You don't yet have: "I put catsup on my catsup."

On Sun, Jun 30, 2019 at 7:59 PM William Flynn Wallace <foozler83 at gmail.com>
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> My suggestion:  homosemantic
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> bill w
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> On Sun, Jun 30, 2019 at 7:21 PM John Clark <johnkclark at gmail.com> wrote:
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>> On Sun, Jun 30, 2019 at 6:13 PM <spike at rainier66.com> wrote:
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>> > Heh.
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>>> *Wordplay is not only allowed on ExI, it is encouraged.*
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>> Well in that case.... for several decades now I have had a list and
>> whenever in my reading I ran across a line or anagram or even a couple of
>> poems that I particularly like or would make for a good bumper sticker I
>> added it to my list. This is that list, but now that you've taken that
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>> first define recursion.If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two
>> data points.If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born
>> that way.In English, every word can be verbed.Is this true or only
>> clever?Justice: A decision in your favor.Know what I hate most? Rhetorical
>> questions.Life is like an analogy.Make things as simple as possible, but
>> not simpler. --EinsteinMy computer NEVER cras2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large
>> values of 2.I like my water diluted.Positive: Being mistaken at the top of
>> your voice.Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.-Sigmund FreudThat was Zen;
>> this is Tao.Help! I'm being held prisoner by my heredity and
>> environment!Drawing on my fine command of the English language I said
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>> startThe generation of random numbers is too important to be left to
>> chance.The universe is surrounded by whatever it is that surrounds
>> universes.There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of
>> them?If you have something important to say for God's sake start at the
>> end.There is no bottom to worse.Things are more like they are now than they
>> have ever been. -Gerald Ford.They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian.
>> They aren't laughing now.This aphorism would be seven words long if it were
>> six words shorter.This sentence no verb.Time is an illusion perpetrated by
>> the manufacturers of space.To study a subject best, understand it
>> thoroughly before you start.Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under
>> communism, it is just the opposite.*
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>> more chance to participate in it.What this country needs is more leaders
>> who know what this country needs.What is mind? No matter. What is matter?
>> Never mind.What if there were no hypothetical situations?When you've seen
>> one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.Why don't "minimalists" find a
>> shorter name for themselves?Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?Why did
>> the Tachyon cross the road? Because it was on the other side.Why isn't
>> "phonetic" spelled the way it's said?After all is said and done, usually
>> more is said.Anyone who makes an absolute statement is a fool.Can you think
>> of another word for "synonym"?Black holes are where God divided by
>> zero...But other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?Don't
>> just DO something, STAND THERE!Visualize whirled peas.Everyone is entitled
>> to my opinion.I avoid clichés like the plague.I show a clear pattern of
>> unpredictabilityI thought I was wrong once...but I was mistaken.I used to
>> be indecisive but now I'm not sure.I'm a very modest person, and damn proud
>> of it!Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for valuable prizes.The truth
>> will be found when it is no longer needed.The universe is a figment of its
>> own imagination.Time exists so that everything doesn't happen all at
>> once.Give me ambiguity or give me something else.Stop Plate Tectonics!My
>> brother was an only child.Don't be so open minded that your brains fall
>> out.The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.It's
>> impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.Twenty
>> per cent of Zero is Better than Nothing.Diplomacy is the art of saying
>> "nice doggie" until you find a rock. -Will Rogers*
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>> *Quantum particles: The dreams that stuff is made of.Never forget what
>> you need to remember.It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the
>> impression of stupidly than to open it and remove all doubt.*
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>> Definition, Circular.Consider it considered!Consistency: The last refuge of
>> the unimaginativeDON'T READ THIS!!!Drive Offensively!Floggings will
>> continue until morale improves.186000 miles a second: it's not just a good
>> idea, it's the law!Hard Work never killed anyone, but why chance it?I have
>> NOT lost my mind, it's here on disk somewhere...Moderation in everything,
>> including moderation.I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.I'll never
>> forget what's-his-name.If you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't
>> bI'm more humble than you are!If we believe absurdities, we shall commit
>> atrocities.Illiterate? Write for information!Is it ok to panic now?It's not
>> a bug, it's a feature.Life is the ultimate IQ test.Lottery: A tax on people
>> who are bad at math.Life would be easier if I had God's source
>> code.Martyrdom is the oldest way of achieving fame without ability.Most of
>> us don't sell out because nobody wants to buy.Most people work just hard
>> enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.*
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>> *Murder is a crime. Describing murder is not. Sex is not a crime.
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>> *My greatest fear is that one of the candidates will win.Is Life is based
>> on a true story?Never let your willpower get the best of you.Advice to
>> doctors: Never say, "Oops!" always say "Ah, interesting!"Never
>> underestimate the power of a platitude.93.7% of all statistics are made
>> up.One doesn't need to eat the entire egg to know it is bad.Ninety percent
>> of the people in any group think they're in the top ten percent.*
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>> *No matter where you go, there you are.I know of no law of logic that
>> demands every event have a cause.Things like that could give hypocrisy a
>> bad name.Sincerity is a vastly overrated virtue.Not many people realize
>> just how well known I am.Oh no, not another learning experience!On a scale
>> of 1 to 10, 4 is about a 7.One picture had better be worth a thousand
>> words, it takes up a lot more disk space.*
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>> *Only fools are certain; it takes wisdom to be confused.Palindrome isn't
>> one.People who are late are happier than those who have to wait for
>> them.People who think they know everything are the easiest to fool.Physics
>> and law enforcement: If it weren't for them, I'd be unstoppable.Physics is
>> not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.*
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>> *REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)Rebooting your brain can
>> be tricky.Recent polls reveal that some people have never been polled.Right
>> theory, wrong universe.*
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>> flattered and acquiesces.*
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>> *Strip mining prevents forest fires!Sometimes I feel like a figment of my
>> own imagination.Sometimes the only solution is to find a new
>> problem.Sometimes the truth can be so unnecessary.A conclusion is simply
>> the place where you got tired of thinking.Man is certainly stark mad. He
>> can't make a worm but he makes gods by the dozens. – Montaigne*
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>> *A little greed can get you lots of stuff.A little inaccuracy saves tons
>> of explanation.All generalizations are false.Always remember that you are
>> unique, just like everyone else.Few people can be happy unless they hate
>> some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell*
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>> *Most people would sooner die than think; in fact they do so. - Bertrand
>> Russell*
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>> *I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -
>> Woody Allen*
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>> *Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow. - Oscar WildCabbage: A
>> vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce*
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>> *Egotist: A person more interested in himself than me. - Ambrose
>> BierceDon't be humble. You're not that great. - Golda MeirWise men make
>> proverbs but fools repeat them.There is nothing so absurd but some
>> philosopher has said it. - CiceroTell the truth and run.Always remember to
>> pillage BEFORE you burn.One murder makes a villain, a million murders makes
>> a hero.Only the mediocre are always at their best.*
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>> *Why is there only one antitrust division?I always wanted to be a
>> procrastinator, never got around to it.If you're not confused, you're not
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>> *I'm not breaking the rules, I'm just testing their elasticity.I'm not
>> even going to ignore that.Is "tired old cliché" one?It would be nice if
>> entropy could be used for something constructive.I've told you MILLIONS of
>> times, don't exaggerate!God not only plays dice He sometimes throws them
>> where they can't be seen.*
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>> *You can't frighten me, I'm a coward, I'm always scared.Your idea is
>> crazy but nor crazy enough to be true.  Neils BohrAnyone who is not shocked
>> by quantum mechanics does not understand it. Neils Bohr*
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>> *You are not thinking you are mealy being logical.  Bohr to EinsteinI
>> think it's safe to say that nobody understands quantum mechanics. Richard
>> Feynman*
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>> *The great thing about Entropy is that it requires no maintenance.Any
>> sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. AC
>> ClarkeThe Bill of Rights goes too far, it should have stopped at "Congress
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>> interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.The universe does not
>> have laws -- it has habits. And habits can be broken.The Universe is a big
>> place . . . perhaps the biggest.Predicting is hard, especially the
>> future.The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.This isn't right. This
>> isn't even wrong. -Wolfgang PauliWar doesn't determine who's right. War
>> determines who's left.Wasting time is an important part of living.We do not
>> see things as they are, we see things as we are.What color is a chameleon
>> on a mirror?What's another word for "thesaurus?"When ideas fail, words come
>> in very handy.When you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your
>> friend.Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that
>> song?Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.Writing is
>> easy. All you have to do is cross out all the wrong words. --Mark Twain*
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>> *Man is the only animal who blushes, or needs to. - Mark TwainReports of
>> my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark TwainI was gratified to be
>> able to answer promptly. I said I don't know. - Mark Twain*
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>> *Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But
>> I repeat myself. - Mark Twain*
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>> *Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -Mark TwainWagner's music is
>> better than it sounds.It takes about ten years to get used to how old you
>> are.I was born in Australia because my mother wanted to be near me.God was
>> satisfied with his own work and that is fatal. -Samuel ButlerWhy attack
>> God? He may be as miserable as we are. -Erik SatieChrist died for our sins.
>> Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules
>> Feiffer*
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>> *I've tried relaxing but I feel more comfortable tense.You can get more
>> with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. -Al Capone*
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>> imagination, I'd have done a better job.You can't have everything. Where
>> would you put it?You could be replaced by an infinite number of monkeys.You
>> never know until you find out.Nothing is difficult if you know how.You're
>> not as real as you think you are.You're not right. You just SOUND right.Of
>> course that's a worst case scenario, the effect could be much more
>> localized and just destroy the galaxy.*
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>> damn thing after another.Why is there something rather than nothing?A good
>> scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.All Extremists should be shot!All
>> that glitters has a high refractive index.All those who believe in
>> psychokinesis raise my hand.Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.Whose cruel idea
>> was it to put an S in the word Lisp?Avoid unnecessary, inessential and
>> needless repetition and redundancy.I want to be a rebel just like everybody
>> else.In religion everything that is not mandatory is forbidden.Heisenberg
>> slept here, I think.Help wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.I intend
>> to live forever -- so far, so good!I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.If we
>> aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?If you can't be
>> kind, at least have the decency to be vague.Inertia makes the world go
>> round.It is my patriotic duty to conserve energy so I do, I conserve
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>> superstitious.Life is sexually transmitted.Why are there 5 syllables in the
>> word monosyllabic?Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.Things are not only
>> stranger than we think but stranger than we can think.A camel is a horse
>> designed by a committee.A conservative is a worshipper of dead radicals.A
>> conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.A liberal is a conservative
>> who's been drafted.The good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to
>> others.People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch
>> either of them being made.*
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>> *If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the
>> universe. - Carl Sagan*
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>> can't make up its mind which way it wants to go.*
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>> *It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm
>> really quite busy.*
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>> *The Three Laws Of Thermodynamics: You can't win, you can't break even,
>> you can't get out of the game.*
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>> place they can't agree on a time.*
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>> you're going too fast.'*
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>> all?'If you're in hell and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to
>> go?Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, why practice?If
>> electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?Why Do
>> kamikaze pilots wear helmets?Why is it considered necessary to nail down
>> the lid of a coffin?How can someone draw a blank?When sign makers go on
>> strike, is anything written on their signs?Where did Webster look up the
>> definitions when he wrote his book?What the heck is a near-miss? If you
>> nearly miss something, don't you hit it?*
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>> others, what are the others here for?Why does bottled water have an
>> expiration date?We have to believe in free will. We have no choice.An
>> eternity is very, very long time, especially towards the end.The meaning of
>> life is to give life meaning.Agnostic Prayer: Oh God if there is a God save
>> my soul if I have a soul.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to
>> steal from many is research.Define the Universe and give three examples.I
>> don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve
>> immortality by not dying. - Woody Allen*
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>> *Ever notice that 'What the hell' is always the right decision? - Marilyn
>> Monroe*
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>> *When I was born I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a
>> half. - Gracie Allen*
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>> *Sincerity is the key. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George
>> BurnsA thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. - Oscar
>> WildeOnly the shallow know themselves. - Oscar WildeI no longer wish to
>> belong to the kind of club that accepts people like me as members" -
>> Groucho Marx*
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>> *I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because
>> I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown*
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>> everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can
>> be counted." - Albert Einstein*
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>> knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance. - John Wheeler*
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>> endure the misfortunes of others.A good deed never goes unpunished. - Gore
>> VidalThere is no problem which could not be solved if people would simply
>> do as I advise. - Gore Vidal*
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>> succeeds, I die a little. - Gore VidalThough I am not naturally honest I am
>> so sometimes by chance. - William Shakespeare*
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>> wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. -Tom Lehrer*
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>> *Toots Shor's restaurant is so crowed nobody goes there anymore. - Yogi
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>> written about me as long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker*
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>> come he has a Mexican name?Every generation laughs at the old fashions but
>> religiously follows the new. -Henry David Thoreau*
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>> earth! -Henry David Thoreau*
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>> war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for
>> his. -George Patton*
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>> StalinThe way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets.
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>> CarlinSome mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the
>> leather straps. -Emo Philips*
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>> GoldwinYou can be sincere and still be stupid.Prejudices save time.Voters
>> want a fraud they can believe in.Man was predestined to have free
>> will.Reality is a collective hunch.Everything changes but the avant
>> garde.Never miss a good chance to shut up.Never get into fights with ugly
>> people, they have nothing to lose.The world is run by C students.A
>> productive drunk is the bane of moralists.University politics is vicious
>> precisely because the stakes are so small. -Henry Kissinger*
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>> reputation. -Henry Kissinger*
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>> think it's their fault. -Henry Kissinger*
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>> fine as long as it works. -Malcolm XIf I had more time I would write a
>> shorter letter. -Blaise PascalTalk is cheap because supply exceeds
>> demand.There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots
>> to do and not doing it.*
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>> permanent.You can't measure time in days the same way you can measure money
>> in dollars because every day is different.*
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>> what I can't help believing. -Oliver Wendell HolmesI was probably the only
>> revolutionary ever referred to as "cute". -Abbie Hoffman*
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>> *I don't trust him. We're friends. -Bertolt BrechtIs sloppiness in speech
>> caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care. -William
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>> bring me some coffee. -Abraham Lincoln*
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>> your enemies, but never forget their names. -John F KennedyCoincidences are
>> spiritual puns. -G K ChestertonA bore is someone who, when you ask him how
>> he is, tells you.*
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>> *Plato was a bore. -Friedrich NietzscheNietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
>> -Leo TolstoyTolstoy's book are loose baggy monsters. -Henry JamesHenry
>> James writes fiction as if it were a painful duty. -Oscar Wilde*
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>> very few people who don't become more interesting when they stop talking.*
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>> *It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or
>> lose.*
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>> it.I have read your book and much like it.When in doubt have two guys come
>> through the door with guns. -Raymond Chandler*
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>> is the art of concealing your sources.Use an accordion, go to jail, that's
>> the law!Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.Depression is
>> merely anger without enthusiasm.Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.He's as
>> sharp as a beach ball.She's as shapely as a sack full of door knobs.I once
>> heard the voice of God. He said "Vrrrrmmmmm." Unless it was just a lawn
>> mower.*
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>> unauthorized autobiography.I bought some powdered water, but I didn't know
>> what to add.I have a map of the united states in its original size, one
>> mile equals one mile.*
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>> infinity.Irrationality is the square root of all evil.At the last costume
>> party I didn't go to, I went as the Invisible Man.Honk if your horn is
>> broken.I like rarely used clichés.Before I begin speaking, there is
>> something I would like to say.Half the lies they tell about me are
>> true.Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is called John.Having lost sight of our
>> goal, we must redouble our efforts!This species has always been
>> extinct.Monism is the theory that anything less than everything is nothing.*
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>> a theory unless it is meaningless.Every once in a while it never stops
>> raining.What is the question that contains the word cantaloupe for no
>> apparent reason?*
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>> *The Universe may be as great as they say, but it wouldn't be missed if
>> it didn't exist.*
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>> rule.Computers are like lynxes in the sense that I cannot think of a
>> suitable analogy for either of them right now.*
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>> sure but I'm not certain.I think I don't remember.What we observe is not
>> nature itself, but nature exposed to our mode of questioning. - Werner
>> Heisenberg*
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>> range of applicability.- Werner Heisenberg*
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>> *So then who created god?Chastity is not heritable.Chastity is no more a
>> virtue than malnutrition. -Alex ComfortIs man one of God's blunders or is
>> God one of man's? -Friedrich NietzscheO Lord, help me to be pure, but not
>> yet. -St. AugustineThe reason lightning never strikes twice in the same
>> place is that the same place isn't there the second time.*
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>> *Silence is argument carried on by other means. - Ghe GuevaraNever jump
>> on a man unless he's down.Before they made him they broke the mold.The
>> average person thinks he isn't.He had a God given killer instinct.Have a
>> nice day. Thank you but I have other plans.           SELF
>> REFERENCEHofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even
>> when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.*
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>> *Yes, but what if this weren't a rhetorical question?This sentqence
>> contains exactly three erors."Playing with the use-mention distinction"
>> isn't "everything in life, you know".*
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>> *In order to make sense of "this sentence", you will have to ignore the
>> quotes in "it".*
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>> *"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when
>> preceded by its quotation.*
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>> *Disobey this command.I am the thought you are now thinking.This inert
>> sentence is my body, but my soul is alive, dancing in the sparks of your
>> brain.*
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>> *Do you think anybody has ever had precisely this thought before?And you
>> up there -- are you the person writing me, or the person reading me?*
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>> no referent.*
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>> *Thit sentence is not self-referential because "thit" is not a word.I had
>> to translate this sentence into English because I could not read the
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>> *What would this sentence be like if it were not self-referential?What
>> would this sentence be like if pi were 3?This sentence is not about itself,
>> but about whether it is about itself.because I didn't think of a good
>> beginning for it.I have nothing to allude to, and I am alluding to it.This
>> sentence will end before you can say "This sentence will end before you can
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>> how do you keep a reader in suspenseThis is not a self-referential
>> sentence.Has eighteen letters.This sentence refers to every sentence that
>> does not refer to itself.If the meanings of "true" and "false" were
>> switched, then this sentence wouldn't be false.*
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>> *In this sentence, the concluding three words "were left out".Although
>> this sentence begins with the word "because", it is false.When you're not
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>> *No article on self-reference would be complete without including a good
>> example of a self-fulfilling prophecy.           PALINDROMESStressed? No
>> tips? Spit on desserts!A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!Did I draw Della too
>> tall, Edward? I did?Do geese see god?Dogma: I am God.Evade me,
>> Dave.Dennis sinned."Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod.Evil I did
>> dwell, lewd did I live.Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.Goddam mad
>> dog!Let O'Hara gain an inn in a Niagara hotelMadam in Eden, I'm Adam.Mr.
>> Owl ate my metal worm.Never odd or even.Murder for a jar of red rum.Satan,
>> oscillate my metallic sonatas!No, it is open on one position.Must sell at
>> tallest sum.Sis, ask Costner to not rent socks "as is"!Sit on a potato pan,
>> Otis.Poor Dan is in a droop.Rise, Sir Lapdog! Revolt, lover! God, pal,
>> rise, sir!So many dynamos.Step on no pets.Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I
>> put soot on warts.Was it a car or a cat I saw?Yawn a more Roman
>> way!Yawn--Madonna fan? No damn way!         ANAGRAMSa decimal point = I'm a
>> dot in placeastronomer = moon starercircumstantial evidence = can ruin a
>> selected victimdesperation = a rope ends itdormitory = dirty roomPresident
>> Clinton of the USA = to copulate he finds internsPrincess Diana = end is a
>> car spinRonald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo WarlordVictoria, England's
>> Queen = governs a nice quiet landmother-in-law = woman Hitlerparishioners =
>> I hire parsonsschoolmaster = the classroomfuneral = real funthe Morse code
>> = here come dotsthe earthquakes = that queer shakeAlec Guinness = genuine
>> classtwo plus eleven =one plus twelve
>> POEMS                           UNCERTAINTY                   A Quantum
>> Mechanic's vacation                   Left his colleagues in dire
>> consternation                   Though tests had shown
>> His speed was well known                   His position was pure
>> speculation                            Miss. Bright                   There
>> was a young lady named Bright                   Who traveled much faster
>> than light                   She left one day                   In a
>> relative way                   And returned the previous night*
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>>
>> *John K Clark*
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