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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><SPAN class=968281203-10042004>Hi
Johnny! We've missed you!</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
class=968281203-10042004>>></SPAN>Spike wrote:<BR><SPAN
class=968281203-10042004>>></SPAN>Hey cool, so they're all nekkid up
there? Bet I <SPAN class=968281203-10042004> </SPAN>know what
they're doing. <BR><BR><SPAN class=968281203-10042004>></SPAN>Spike!
Please don't be jumping to conclusions. I bet the situation is that
Heaven is merely filled<SPAN class=968281203-10042004>
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<DIV><FONT><FONT><SPAN class=968281203-10042004></SPAN><FONT face=Arial><FONT
color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
class=968281203-10042004>></SPAN>with many celibate
sunbathers!<SPAN
class=968281203-10042004> </SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=968281203-10042004><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
class=968281203-10042004>No no, John, you have it confused with the other
place.</SPAN><BR><BR><SPAN class=968281203-10042004>What actually happens is
this: You know how the voice of god
sounds,</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
class=968281203-10042004>deep voice booming across the sky like
thunder. Reference The Ten </SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
class=968281203-10042004>Commandments, </SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
class=968281203-10042004>with Charleton Heston. Now perhaps you have
heard</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
class=968281203-10042004>some time when someone is stuttering and stammering
into a highly </SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
class=968281203-10042004>amplified and powerful sound
</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT
size=2><SPAN class=968281203-10042004>system, such as at a stadium.
Sounds </SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
class=968281203-10042004>funny, right?
</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
class=968281203-10042004></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
class=968281203-10042004>Ok, now think of </SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT
face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN class=968281203-10042004>all
the holiest churchiest people you know, the saintly
</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
class=968281203-10042004>little old blue-haired
</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT
size=2><SPAN class=968281203-10042004>grandmas, the jolly bald sunday school
teacher down </SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
class=968281203-10042004>at the local Assemblies
</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT
size=2><SPAN class=968281203-10042004>of god, etc, all the people most likely
to be raptured.</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
class=968281203-10042004>Now bring your mind's eye
</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT
size=2><SPAN class=968281203-10042004>back to
</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT
size=2><SPAN class=968281203-10042004>the original scenario, all the stalwart
</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
class=968281203-10042004>old saints </SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT><FONT
color=#0000ff><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN class=968281203-10042004>suddenly
gone, piles of clothes lying
about </SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT><FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT
color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN class=968281203-10042004>here and there
where</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT><FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
class=968281203-10042004>they stood only minutes
before.</SPAN> <BR><BR><SPAN class=968281203-10042004>Now, booming
across the sky like thunder: Whoops, oh Jesus, did we ever
goof</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT><FONT><FONT><FONT><SPAN class=968281203-10042004></SPAN><FONT
face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=2><SPAN
class=968281203-10042004>this time. Umm...Hey could we get some clothes
up here
please? Like,</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT><FONT><FONT><FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT
size=2><SPAN class=968281203-10042004>right away, HEY some of you angels
standing around gawking
like</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT><FONT><FONT><FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT
size=2><SPAN class=968281203-10042004>prairy chickens, could you guys go down
there and fetch
some clothes...</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT><FONT><FONT><FONT><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT
size=2><SPAN class=968281203-10042004>NO I DONT CARE where you get them, STEAL
THEM... </SPAN> <BR><BR></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV>
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