Spike wrote:
Hey cool, so they're all nekkid up there? Bet I 
know what they're doing. 
>

Spike! Please don't be jumping to conclusions.  I bet the situation is that Heaven is merely filled with many celibate 
sunbathers!

you continue:
Well duh, I guess that's why it's called heaven. 
Now Im pissed about being left behind. The saints 
get to bang each other's brains out for all eternity. 
>

It's only in the Mormon section of Heaven that they get to do that...

John :  ) 

P.S. I suspect you and Damien will eventually be allowed into Heaven under the "divine rehabilitation" program for 
misdemeanor offenders.  Your punishment will be to do community service in the form of collaboratively writing "Left 
Behind" volumes 13-27!  






