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<p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Tahoma;font-weight:bold'>From:</span></font></b><font size=2
face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'> spike
[mailto:spike66@comcast.net] <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> Tuesday, March 21, 2006 7:31
PM<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>To:</span></b> '<st1:PersonName w:st="on">ExI
chat list</st1:PersonName>'<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></b> RE: [extropy-chat] Humor:
Extropy and Transhumanism (was jokesfromAmara)</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><span class=gmailquote><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt'>On 3/21/06, <b><span style='font-weight:bold'>spike</span></b>
<<a href="mailto:spike66@comcast.net">spike66@comcast.net</a>> wrote:</span></font></span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p><font size=2 color=navy face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
Arial;color:navy'>If I have seen further than others, it is because I bought a
better<br>
telescope, with a really cool CCD focal plane array, and fed the<br>
data to my computer.</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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>Sorry spike, its not often that I get a chance to correct the hard core
engineer, but I can't resist. To see "further" than others you
have to look for the most distant light. Given the expansion of the
universe it is all going to be red-shifted into the IR. CCD's have poor
IR response<font color=navy><span style='color:navy'>...</span></font>Robert<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>Yes my young physicist friend, you are correct. However I
specified a “really cool”<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>CCD array, since low temperatures are required to get the desired
response in the<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>longer wavelengths. <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>I propose a generalization of Amara’s transhumanists changing
lightbulbs jokes. This<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>humor contest can include any clever reworking of any well-known quote,
such as<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on"><font size=3
face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>Newton</span></font></st1:City></st1:place>’s
seeing further, mambo chickens crossing roads and so forth. Let us have <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>a good old-fashioned extropian punfest, just to celebrate the fact that
we have<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>managed to achieve the goal of going several months without flaming
each other’s<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>brains out. ExI-chat has become a kinder and gentler place.
Do let us keep it<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>that way, shall we? <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>{8-] spike<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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