On 12/5/06, <b class="gmail_sendername">Al Brooks</b> <<a href="mailto:kerry_prez@yahoo.com">kerry_prez@yahoo.com</a>> wrote:<div><span class="gmail_quote"></span><div><br></div><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;">
harming each other. If a guy wasn't watching football<br>and drinking he might very well be involved in<br>fisticuffs in bars, driving DUI, engaging in acts of<br>vandalism.</blockquote><div><br>What would he be doing in bars if not drinking? Does being in bars while sober lead to fisticuffs? That's not how you usually hear about bar fights starting. ...And if a guy is not drinking, how is he going to be DUI? Isn't drinking a prerequisite for DUI? I'm not sure why vandalism is mitigated by drinking or watching football. I think a research grant should be secured to give this relationship further study.
<br> <br></div><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;">Working on dairy farms I saw men busting their humps<br>10- 15 hours a day, then drinking themselves into a
<br>coma at night. Didn't make any sense... or did it?</blockquote><div><br>dairy cows have humps? I thought that was camels. No, you were right: makes no sense.<br></div><br><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;">
The farmers had large broods of children, and they<br>would invariably say, "you can't live forever-- except<br>through your kids". The work would give then plenty of<br>exercise, they would drink themselves into oblivion,
<br>the children would inherit the farms after they passed<br>away, there was a great deal of rationality to the<br>irrationalism.</blockquote><br><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;">
Even geniuses can be rationally irrational, I know a<br>free spirited professor who didn't want to get<br>married, it was the last thing he wanted, but his<br>libido overrode his better judgement, he ended up<br>married with children. He's not happy-- or not
<br>particularly so-- but studies indicate marrieds live<br>longer, so being married with children makes<br>irrational sense to him.</blockquote><div><br>Does he drink like a farmer? (I know, but in what other context will I _ever_ be able to ask if someone drinks like a farmer?)
<br></div><br><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;">Even this war makes sense, in an irrational way.<br>America is violent, the other side is violent; so
<br>though war is irrational, this war is rational in the<br>context of an irrational world. What can Bush say?<br>Could he appear on TV to say, "we're sadistic killers,<br>the enemy are sadistic killers, in a nationalistic
<br>world headed by bumbling chief executives such as<br>myself we will know war. Yes I screwed it up, but I'm<br>such a vicious, resolute SOB you may do as well to<br>keep me on as president rather than take a chance with
<br>someone else".<br></blockquote></div><br>If you have separate audio programming (SAP) on your TV, you can actually select that dialog during presidential speeches. Or maybe you need to read between the lines to get that. I'm not sure, but it's there.
<br><br><br>Was this intentionally a subtle meta-example of rational irrationality (self-referentially giving meaning to an almost nonsensical oxymoron?) If so, bravo. If not, 'hope I didn't offend - but I thought it was very funny.
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