<div>And to think this was written by a Roman Catholic Jesuit priest who is an Assistant Dean at Georgetown University! </div>
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<div>John Grigg : )</div>
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<p><i>In the 6th century, Pope Gregory the Great cracked the whip and spelled out the seven deadly sins of Catholicism: pride, envy, gluttony, lust, anger, greed and sloth. Almost 1,500 years later, the Vatican last weekend identified some newfangled transgressions, including genetic manipulation, pollution, drug abuse and excessive wealth.</i> <i>While human nature and the temptations that bedevil it never change, technology does -- and presents ever more vexing ethical questions. Who knows? In 3508, the <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/related/topic/Vatican?tid=informline" target=""><font color="#0c4790">Vatican</font></a>'s list of mortal sins might include</i> <i>. . .</i> </p>
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<p><i>1. EARTHISM</i>, or the belief that the cultures and practices of terrestrial societies are superior to those of other planets. Such planeto-centric bigotry leads to intergalactic discord and exploitation. </p>
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<p><i>2. ILLICIT</i> <i>REPLICATION</i>, or the use of technology to make harmful objects materialize instantaneously. Licit replication -- for example, "Tea. <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/related/topic/Charles+Grey?tid=informline" target=""><font color="#0c4790">Earl Grey</font></a>. Hot." -- remains kosher. But its illicit brother, "Handgun. Unregistered. Loaded," is a no-no. </p>
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<p><i>3</i>. <i>THOUGHT LARCENY</i>, or the pilfering of another person's ideas through telepathic technology. Such thievery violates the sacredness of the individual conscience. </p>
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<p><i>4. HOLOLUST</i>, or the satisfaction of sexual appetite through holodeck technology, which allows simulated encounters with holographic organisms. (See also: hologluttony.) </p>
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<p><i>5. VIOLATION OF JUST WARP THEORY</i>, or the use of warp-drive technology when the benefits of super-fast travel are not commensurate with the dilithium resources expended or the collateral damage done to the interstellar environment. In other words, don't speed between stars unless your wife is having a baby. </p>
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<p><i>6. STASIS ABUSE</i>, or the use of life-suspending technology to dodge unpleasant duties. Parents may not spend their children's teenage years in suspended animation. (N.B.: In the interest of family tranquility, parents may, however, temporarily place their children in suspended animation.) </p>
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<p><i>7.</i> <i>TIMELINE MANIPULATION</i>, or the use of time travel to undo sinful actions. This only makes matters worse -- a venial sin becomes a mortal one if the sinner goes back in time to erase it. Knowing that many humans will nevertheless succumb to this temptation, priests should give carefully worded absolution: " <i>On this timeline,</i> I absolve you in the name of the Father, and of the Son . . ." </p>
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<p><b>-- Father Ryan Maher, S.J., is an assistant dean at <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/related/topic/Georgetown+University?tid=informline" target=""><font color="#0c4790">Georgetown University</font></a>.</b> </p>
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