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style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
<BR><BR><BR>1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? <BR><BR>2. Multiple
Personality Disorder --- We Three <st1:place w:st="on">Queens</st1:place>
Disoriented Are <BR><BR>3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for
Christmas <BR><BR>4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
<BR><BR>5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
Hydrants and ... <BR><BR>6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
<BR><BR>7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire <BR><BR>8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna
Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why <BR><BR>9. Obsessive Compulsive
Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells .. <BR><BR>10.
Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
<BR><BR>11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles >From My
House in My Slippers and Robe <BR><BR>12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I
Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the
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