<html><head></head><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><div><div> Tomasz Rola wrote: </div><br class="Apple-interchange-newline"><blockquote type="cite"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; font-family: Verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; font-size: medium; ">A C programmer asked whether computer had Buddha's nature. <br>As the answer, master did "rm -rif" on the programmer's home </span></blockquote><blockquote type="cite"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; font-family: Verdana; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; font-size: medium; ">directory. And then the C programmer became enlightened... </span></blockquote><br><div>"I teach UNIX" said a programer. "Oh, that's great," was the reply, "What do you teach them?"</div><div><br></div><div>Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.</div><div><br></div><div>There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.</div><div><br></div><div>Bad at math? Call 1-800-[(10x)(ln(13e))]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]</div><div><br></div><div>A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.39*10^42, 1, 1, 1</div><div><br></div><div>How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows.<br></div><div><br></div><div><span style="visibility: visible;" id="search">To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.</span></div><div><span style="visibility: visible;" id="search"><em><br></em></span></div><div>Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean? </div><div><br></div><div>f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng. <br></div><div><br></div><div>Isn't it odd that all the members of the Association for Computing Machinery are human?</div><div><br></div>What this country needs is a good five-cent microcomputer.</div><div><br><div>One picture is worth 128K words.</div><div><br></div><div>Cretin and UNIX both start with C.</div><div><br></div><div>Press any key...no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
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