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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink=purple><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>This year I have seen a deplorable lack of Christmas wisecracks in this forum. Unacceptable.<o:p></o:p></span></b></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>Last year I told of the three amigos, my son and his two cousins, aged 4, 5 and 7 respectively. The seven year old told the other two there is a Christmas song about a guy who eats peoples’ faces off. Sure enough, when they got to the part about “…Jack Frost nipping at your nose…” they shrieked in horror and fled from the room, much to the consternation of the adults.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>I still have problems with some of the lyrics of the songs that are mercilessly pounded into our consciousness this time of year. For instance, “…the ox and lamp kept time, pa rumpa pum pum…” Is that creepy or what? What were these two beasts actually doing to “keep time?” Were they tapping their hooves? Swaying to the beat? Either way, would that freak you out or what?<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>spike<o:p></o:p></span></p></div></body></html>