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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink=purple><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:12.0pt'><o:p> </o:p></p><div><p class=MsoNormal>On Wed, Apr 23, 2014 at 8:08 AM, William Flynn Wallace <<a href="mailto:foozler83@gmail.com" target="_blank">foozler83@gmail.com</a>> wrote:<o:p></o:p></p><div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:.25in'><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:#1F497D'>>…</span><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:#0B5394'>Here are some of my wife's mangled sayings:</span><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:#1F497D'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:.25in'><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>No sir, nothing mangled about any of these BillW. It’s all in how they are interpreted. For instance:<o:p></o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:#0B5394'>It can't help but hurt</span><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:#1F497D'>…</span><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:#0B5394'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>Such a comment makes perfect sense if one corrects spelling. It might be uttered if one tries a suppository for hemorrhoids and discovers the medication to be ineffective. Or if one is vacationing at the Grand Canyon and returns from a day of riding a mule, then that evening a helpful friend suggests a headache remedy.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:#0B5394'>She's as short as she is tall</span><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:#1F497D'>…</span><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:#0B5394'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>As is everyone and everything. Universal truth.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:#0B5394'>It's either famine or drought. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:#0B5394'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>In theory, one could be presented such a choice. For instance, if one lived next to a salmon-rich stream and sustenance was removed on a regular basis by means of fly fishing. The person has no other means of gathering nutrients. Salmon will not strike at flies during a rain, leaving the fisherman to go hungry during the wet season but feasting during the dry.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Comic Sans MS";color:#0B5394'>It's six of one and one another.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>Well sir, I will leave it to your imagination, but this is a reference to an amorous couple engaging in the act of mutual oral stimulation of the genitals, only instead of the usual simultaneous variety, this is the sequential version of that particular activity.</span><br>_______________________________________________<br><br><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div></div><p class=MsoNormal><span style='color:#1F497D'>Do suggest all these interpretations to your bride please sir.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>spike<o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div></body></html>