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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink=purple><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'>From:</span></b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'> extropy-chat [mailto:extropy-chat-bounces@lists.extropy.org] <b>On Behalf Of </b>John Clark<br><b>Sent:</b> Tuesday, September 30, 2014 10:55 AM<br><b>To:</b> ExI chat list<br><b>Subject:</b> Re: [ExI] wordplay for a tuesday morning<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:12.0pt'><span style='color:#1F497D'>>…</span>Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're CuTe<span style='color:#1F497D'>…<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:12.0pt'><span style='color:#1F497D'>Heheheheh.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:12.0pt'><br><br>A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician are sitting in an outdoor cafe. They watch two people go into a building across the street. Shortly thereafter, three people come out.<br>"Hmm," says the biologist. "It looks like they reproduced."<br>"Nah," says the physicist. "There was obviously error in our initial measurement."<br>The mathematician looks up from his coffee. "Who cares? If another person goes in, it'll be empty."<span style='color:#1F497D'> </span> John K Clark<span style='color:#1F497D'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:12.0pt'><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>Waaaaaaaahahahahahhaaaaahahahahahhaaaaaaa! <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:12.0pt'><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>Excellent! All mathematics fans love mathematician jokes. Any joke, regardless of whether or not it is actually funny, is funny if it involves math in any way. It is like taking the absolute value of the humor: it is at worst a break even, but most likely funny.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:12.0pt'><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>spike<o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div></div></body></html>