<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-size:12.8px"><font size="4"><span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif">A </span><span class="gmail-m_6568521625354008736gmail-il" style="font-family:arial,sans-serif">Quantum</span><span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif"> </span><span class="gmail-m_6568521625354008736gmail-il" style="font-family:arial,sans-serif">Mechanic</span><span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif">'s </span><span class="gmail-m_6568521625354008736gmail-il" style="font-family:arial,sans-serif">vacation</span><br style="font-family:arial,sans-serif"><span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif"> Left his colleagues in dire consternation</span><br style="font-family:arial,sans-serif"><span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif"> Though tests had shown</span><br style="font-family:arial,sans-serif"><span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif"> His speed was well known</span><br style="font-family:arial,sans-serif"><span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif"> His position was pure speculation</span><br></font></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-size:12.8px"><span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif"><font size="4"><br></font></span></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-size:12.8px"><span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif"><font size="4">John K Clark</font></span></div></div></div><div class="gmail_extra"><br><div class="gmail_quote">On Sat, Jan 14, 2017 at 7:04 PM, spike <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:spike66@att.net" target="_blank">spike66@att.net</a>></span> wrote:<br><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex">
<div lang="EN-US" link="#0563C1" vlink="#954F72"><div class="m_-4396157901705822738WordSection1"><p class="MsoNormal"><u></u> <u></u></p><p class="MsoNormal"><u></u> <u></u></p><p class="m_-4396157901705822738MsoPlainText"><u></u> <u></u></p><p class="m_-4396157901705822738MsoPlainText">Heisenberg and Schrodinger are speeding down the highway when a state cop pulls them over.<u></u><u></u></p><p class="m_-4396157901705822738MsoPlainText"><u></u> <u></u></p><p class="m_-4396157901705822738MsoPlainText">The cop walks up to the window and asks Heisenberg, "Do you know how fast you were going?"<u></u><u></u></p><p class="m_-4396157901705822738MsoPlainText"><u></u> <u></u></p><p class="m_-4396157901705822738MsoPlainText">Heisenberg replies, "No, but I knew where I was."<u></u><u></u></p><p class="m_-4396157901705822738MsoPlainText"><u></u> <u></u></p><p class="m_-4396157901705822738MsoPlainText">The cop says, "You were going 90 miles per hour!"<u></u><u></u></p><p class="m_-4396157901705822738MsoPlainText"><u></u> <u></u></p><p class="m_-4396157901705822738MsoPlainText">To which Heisenberg replies, "Fine. Now we're lost."<u></u><u></u></p><p class="m_-4396157901705822738MsoPlainText"><u></u> <u></u></p><p class="m_-4396157901705822738MsoPlainText">Thinking this answer is a little strange, the cop decides to investigate the vehicle. He begins by opening the trunk. Shocked by what he finds, he shouts, "You have a dead cat in here!"<u></u><u></u></p><p class="m_-4396157901705822738MsoPlainText"><u></u> <u></u></p><p class="m_-4396157901705822738MsoPlainText">Schrodinger answers, "Well I do now!"<u></u><u></u></p><p class="m_-4396157901705822738MsoPlainText"><u></u> <u></u></p><p class="MsoNormal"><u></u> <u></u></p></div></div><br>______________________________<wbr>_________________<br>
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