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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink=purple><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Quoting Bill Wallace:<br><br>> Beyond stunned. I was getting a haircut and asked the barber how <br>> most people parted their hair on the left versus the right. <o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>I have found the answer to that problem Bill: I go to a barber who speaks very little English, and I speak no Vietnamese. Her shop is 4 minutes walk from my house, so if I get to where I cannot drive before cars drive themselves, I can still get my hair cut, and there is no chatter about left or right.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>If she did speak English, I wouldn’t talk to her or even go to her shop: too attractive, and she dresses like she means it. {8^D <o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>We fellers who have been happily married for 36 years have our techniques for staying that way: be boring. <o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>spike<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p></div></body></html>