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<div><span id="gmail-m_-5080435266097135970gmail-docs-internal-guid-470f8c02-7fff-9337-a127-5cff83008ebc"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">"HUMANS AND DOLPHIN ARE THE ONLY SPECIES THAT HAVE SEX FOR PLEASURE (CAN SEE FLIPPER SMILING NOW, BUT HOW DO THEY KNOW THIS?)</span></span>" <br></div><div><br></div><div>I thought chimps also had sex for pleasure.<br></div></div><br><div class="gmail_quote"><div dir="ltr" class="gmail_attr">On Fri, Feb 26, 2021 at 8:26 AM William Flynn Wallace via extropy-chat <<a href="mailto:extropy-chat@lists.extropy.org">extropy-chat@lists.extropy.org</a>> wrote:<br></div><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0px 0px 0px 0.8ex;border-left:1px solid rgb(204,204,204);padding-left:1ex"><div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:comic sans ms,sans-serif;font-size:large;color:rgb(0,0,0)"><span id="gmail-m_-5080435266097135970gmail-docs-internal-guid-470f8c02-7fff-9337-a127-5cff83008ebc"><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">from bill w</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap"><br></span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">PROOF THAT SOME PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING AND THE WORLD IS NUTS:</span></p><br><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">IN LEBANON MEN ARE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS, BUT THE ANIMALS MUST BE FEMALE.  SEX WITH A MALE ANIMAL IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.</span></p><br><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">IN BAHRAIN, A MALE DOCTOR MAY LEGALLY EXAMINE A WOMAN'S GENITALS, BUT IS PROHIBITED FROM LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THEM, SO HE MUST USE A MIRROR.</span></p><br><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">MUSLIMS ARE BANNED FROM LOOKING AT THE GENITALS OF A CORPSE.  IT APPLIES ALSO TO UNDERTAKERS.  THE GENITALS MUST BE COVERED BY A BRICK OR PIECE OF WOOD (BRICK?)</span></p><br><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">THE PENALTY FOR MASTURBATION IN INDONESIA IS DEATH BY DECAPITATION (WORSE THAN GOING BLIND)</span></p><br><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">THERE ARE MEN IN GUAM WHOSE FULL-TIME JOB IS TO TRAVEL THE COUNTRY SIDE AND DEFLOWER YOUNG VIRGINS, WHO PAY THEM FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF HAVING SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME.  UNDER GUAM LAW, IT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN FOR VIRGINS TO MARRY.  (WONDER WHAT THE APPLICANT'S QUALIFICATIONS ARE FOR THIS JOB?)</span></p><br><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">TOPLESS SALESWOMEN ARE LEGAL IN LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND BUT ONLY IN TROPICAL FISH STORES.</span></p><br><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">IN CALI, COLUMBIA, A WOMAN MAY ONLY HAVE SEX WITH HER HUSBAND AND THE FIRST TIME THIS HAPPENS HER MOTHER MUST BE IN THE ROOM TO WITNESS THE ACT.  (MEN:  COULD YOU DO THIS?)</span></p><br><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">IN SANTA CRUZ, BOLIVIA, IT IS ILLEGAL FOR MAN TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN AND HER DAUGHTER AT THE SAME TIME.  (MUST HAVE BEEN A BIG PROBLEM)</span></p><br><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">IN MARYLAND IT IS ILLEGAL TO SELL CONDOMS FROM VENDING MACHINES WITH ONE EXCEPTION:  THEY MAY BE DISPENSED FROM A VENDING MACHINE ON 'IN PLACES WHERE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES ARE SOLD FOR CONSUMPTION ON THE PREMISES'</span></p><br><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">TRIVIA:</span></p><br><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">BANGING YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL USES 150 CALORIES AN HOUR.</span></p><br><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">HUMANS AND DOLPHIN ARE THE ONLY SPECIES THAT HAVE SEX FOR PLEASURE (CAN SEE FLIPPER SMILING NOW, BUT HOW DO THEY KNOW THIS?)</span></p><br><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">AN ANT CAN LIFT 50 TIMES ITS WEIGHT, PULL 30 TIMES ITS WEIGHT (SEEMS BACKWARDS, EH?) AND ALWAYS FALLS OVER ON ITS RIGHT SIDE WHEN DRUNK (MUST HAVE BEEN A GOVERNMENT STUDY)</span></p><br><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">BUTTERFLIES TASTE WITH THEIR FEET</span></p><br><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN.</span></p><br><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">STARFISH DON'T HAVE BRAINS, SO THIS IS A NEW WAY TO CUSS SOMEONE 'HEY, STARFISH'</span></p><br><p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;background-color:transparent;font-variant-numeric:normal;font-variant-east-asian:normal;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap">TURTLES CAN BREATHE THROUGH THEIR BUTTS (AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE BAD BREATH?)</span></p></span><br></div></div>
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