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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link="#0563C1" vlink="#954F72" style='word-wrap:break-word'><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>We are seeing climate change protestors doing various acts of civil disobedience, climbing bridge towers, hurling soup or mashed potatoes at oil paintings (to protest oil) and that sorta thing. I didn’t pay much attention to it really until they figured out a protest which reeeeaaaalllly riveted my full and undivided attention: they glued themselves to the floor of the Porsche dealer. Oh that worked. It damn sure worked on me. For instance…<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>One guy glued himself next to a really tasty looking 718 boxter, with its sleek handsome looks and road-holding aplomb unmatched in the sports car world!<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Another guy glued himself in front of the new Panamera, the unmistakable luxury sedan which is equally at home on the race track and the Autobahn, delivering its passengers in comfort while providing the driver with unmatched excitement!<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Another glued himself next to the new Cayman, and oh what a piece of German engineering that is, oh my, a mid-range sports car with just enough compromise for road use such that the corners just surrender to its effortless handling characteristics!<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>Another guy glued himself next to that yummy turbo Taycan, with its blistering acceleration and superlative luxury providing both comfort and exhilaration!<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>I hadn’t even heard of the new 2023 Porsche line until the climate protestors advertised them for free. They should hit the Mercedes dealer next, then BMW after that.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal>spike<o:p></o:p></p></div></body></html>