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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link="#0563C1" vlink="#954F72" style='word-wrap:break-word'><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText>An offlister pointed out this was already done:<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText><a href="https://news.slashdot.org/story/22/10/28/2339204/pranksters-posing-as-laid-off-twitter-employees-trick-media-outlets"><span style='color:windowtext;text-decoration:none'>https://news.slashdot.org/story/22/10/28/2339204/pranksters-posing-as-laid-off-twitter-employees-trick-media-outlets</span></a><o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'>Damn those guys, I will totally SUE, for stealing my idea before I had it.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'>I have been entertaining myself to no end, figuring out how I would state things such that my answers were all technically "true" but of course knowingly and very intentionally misleading as all hell. Oh the lengths I will go to for a gag. So tragic it is. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'>I could shake my head and make sentence fragment comments such as "...the Tesla payments, how shall I cope?" which does not explicitly claim that I own a Tesla or that I cannot cope. In the literal sense, I don't actually "know" how I shall cope in the future, for neither I nor anyone else knows what tragedies we need to cope with.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'>I could go on and on. A pained grimace, along with "... I am ruined, RUINED!" without specifying how I will be (ruined)^2, for all of us will eventually perish, at which time we can all agree our fun is literally ruined: Game over, Red Rover! Ruined!<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'>What else? "...Where the hell am I going to go next?" without actually defining the term "next." Next what? Next decade? I really don't know where the hell I will go in that timeframe.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'>What else? "...I should have left this damn place a year ago..." again literally true, for I went to San Francisco backpacking to Angel Island with a group of scouts, and when we returned, I should have left there, and did.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'>…heeeeeeheheheheheheeeee...<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'>Oh damn I coulda had such fun with the presumptuous reporters, all without saying anything literally false. I honestly don't know if I coulda pulled off the whole thing with a straight face. But had I lost control and busted out laughing, I could perhaps fake temporary insanity, and try to shape it into a maniacal Frankensteinish bwaaaahaahahaaahahahaaa....<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'>These opportunities come along once in a long while. I just need to be alert. If I had been alert, I wouldn’ta missed it. America needs more lerts.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'>spike<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p></div></body></html>