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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link="#0563C1" vlink="#954F72" style='word-wrap:break-word'><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText>-----Original Message-----<br>From: extropy-chat <extropy-chat-bounces@lists.extropy.org> On Behalf Of BillK via extropy-chat<br>Subject: [ExI] News Flash!</p><p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText>As Twitter seems to be collapsing, yesterday Spike decided to sign on to a possible replacement social system called Mastodon.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText>Unfortunately his phone autocorrect feature signed him on to Mogadon instead.<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText>He is expected to wake up some time today, feeling very refreshed. :)<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText>BillK<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText>_______________________________________________<o:p></o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'>Whaaaaa?<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'>None of this is correct. In reality I was spending the day collecting donated food and hauling it to the local charity, in accordance with the exhortation of Second Hezekiah chapter 97 verse 82: “Verily I say unto thee, feed the hungry, clothe the naked, do so in that order if she is hot.”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'>Well, that’s not the exaaaaact quote, but my version is an improvement.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><img width=494 height=326 style='width:5.1458in;height:3.3958in' id="Picture_x0020_1" src="cid:image003.jpg@01D8F6A0.EFF96990"><span style='color:black'><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoPlainText><span style='color:black'>spike<o:p></o:p></span></p></div></body></html>