[Paleopsych] TCS: Internet Killed the Alien Star
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Internet Killed the Alien Star
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By Douglas Kern Published 11/09/2005
If you're looking for one of those famous, big-eyed alien abductors,
try looking on the sides of milk cartons. The UFO cultural moment in
America is long since over, having gone out with the Clintons and
grunge rock in the 90s. Ironically, the force that killed the UFO fad
is the same force that catapulted it to super-stardom: the Internet.
And therein hangs a tale about how the Internet can conceal and reveal
the truth.
It's hard to remember just how large UFOs loomed in the public mind a
mere ten years ago. The X-Files was one of the hottest shows on
television; [26]Harvard professors solemnly intoned that the alien
abduction phenomenon was a real, objective fact; and Congressmen made
serious inquiries about a downed alien spacecraft in [27]Roswell, New
Mexico. Still not enough? You could see the "Roswell" movie on
Showtime; you could play "Area 51" at the arcade; you could gawk at
stunning pictures of [28]crop circles in any number of magazines; and
you could watch any number of lurid UFO specials on Fox or the
Discovery Channel. And USENET! Egad! In the days when USENET was
something other than a spam swap, UFO geeks hit "send" to exchange
myths, sightings, speculations, secret documents, lies, truths, and
even occasionally facts about those strange lights in the sky.
The modern UFO era began with [29]Kenneth Arnold's 1947 UFO sighting
near Mount Rainier, Washington. National interest in the subject waxed
and waned in the following years -- sometimes spiking dramatically, as
during the Washington, D.C. "flap" of 1952 or the Michigan sightings
in 1966 (which captured the attention of [30]Gerald Ford). Steven
Spielberg popularized the modern mythology of UFOs in 1977's
"[31]Close Encounters of the Third Kind." And with the publication of
[32]Whitley Strieber's "Communion" in 1987, alien abduction moved from
a freakish, nutty concern to a mainstream phenomenon. Eccentrics had
claimed to be in [33]mental contact with aliens since the fifties, and
alien abductions had been a part of the American UFO scene since the
[34]Betty and Barney Hill case of 1961, but Strieber's runaway
bestseller fused the traditional alien abduction tale to a chilling
narrative and a modern spiritual sensibility -- thus achieving huge
credibility for our friends with the wraparound peepers.
Yet in recent years, interest in the UFO phenomenon has withered. Oh,
the websites are still up, the odd UFO picture is still taken, and the
usual hardcore UFO advocates make the same tired arguments about the
same tired cases, but the thrill is gone. What happened? Why did the
saucers crash?
The Internet showed this particular emperor to be lacking in clothes.
If UFOs and alien visitations were genuine, tangible, objective
realities, the Internet would be an unstoppable force for detecting
them. How long could the vast government conspiracy last, when
intrepid UFO investigators could post their prized pictures on the
Internet seconds after taking them? How could the Men in Black shut
down every website devoted to scans of secret government UFO
documents? How could marauding alien kidnappers remain hidden in a
nation with millions of webcams?
Just as our technology for finding and understanding UFOs improved
dramatically, the manifestations of UFOs dwindled away. Despite
forty-plus years of alleged alien abductions, not one scrap of
physical evidence supports the claim that mysterious visitors are
conducting unholy experiments on hapless victims. The technology for
sophisticated photograph analysis can be found in every PC in America,
and yet, oddly, recent UFO pictures are rare. Cell phones and instant
messaging could summon throngs of people to witness a paranormal
event, and yet such paranormal events don't seem to happen very often
these days. For an allegedly real phenomenon, UFOs sure do a good job
of acting like the imaginary friend of the true believers. How
strange, that they should disappear just as we develop the ability to
see them clearly. Or perhaps it isn't so strange.
The Internet taught the public many tricks of the UFO trade. For
years, hucksters and mental cases played upon the credulity of UFO
investigators. Bad science, shabby investigation, and dubious tales
from unlikely witnesses characterized far too many UFO cases. But the
rise of the Internet taught the world to be more skeptical of
unverified information -- and careful skepticism is the bane of the
UFO phenomenon. It took UFO experts over a decade to determine that
the [35]"Majestic-12" documents of the eighties were a hoax, rather
than actual government documents proving the reality of UFOs. Contrast
that decade to the mere days in which the blogosphere disproved the
Mary Mapes Memogate documents. Similarly, in the nineties, UFO
enthusiasts were stunned when they learned that [36]a leading
investigator of the Roswell incident had fabricated much of his
research, as well as his credentials. Today, a Google search and a few
e-mails would expose such shenanigans in minutes.
Thus, the rise of the Internet in the late nineties corresponded with
the fall of many famous UFO cases. Roswell? A crashed, top-secret
weather balloon, misrepresented by dreamers and con men. [37]The
Mantell Incident? A pilot misidentified a balloon, with tragic
consequences. Majestic-12? Phony documents with a demonstrably false
signature. [38]The Alien Autopsy movie? Please. As access to critical
evidence and verifiable facts increased, the validity of prominent UFO
cases melted away. Far-fetched theories and faulty evidence collapsed
under the weight of their provable absurdity. What the Internet gave,
the Internet took away.
The Internet processes all truth and falsehood in just this fashion.
Wild rumors and dubious pieces of evidence are quick to circulate, but
quickly debunked. The Internet gives liars and rumor mongers a
colossal space in which to bamboozle dolts of every stripe -- but it
also provides a forum for wise men from all across the world to speak
the truth. Over the long run, the truth tends to win. This fact is
lost on critics of the blogosphere, who can only see the exaggerated
claims and gossip. These critics often fail to notice that, on the
'net, the truth follows closely behind the lies. A great many of us
accept Internet rumors and hoaxes in exchange for fast access to the
truth.
But is there any validity to the UFO phenomenon? Perhaps, but so what?
The need for weird is hard-coded into the human condition. In every
society, a few unlikely souls appear to make contact with an invisible
world, communing with goblins or ghosts or aliens or gods or monsters.
And in every society, some fool always tries to gather scales from the
dragon tracks, or droppings from the goblins, or pictures of the
aliens. The dream world is always too elusive to be captured, and yet
too tantalizingly close to be dismissed. And so the ancient game
continues, with weirdness luring us to introspection and subjectivity,
even as reality beckons us to exploration and objectivity. The appeal
of chimerical mysteries and esoteric knowledge tends to diminish when
the need for moral clarity and direction grows acute. And our need for
such guidance is acute indeed. We're at war now. We don't have the
time for games.
The weird ye shall have with you always. But right now, the
introspection of weirdness isn't needed. I'm quite happy to leave the
aliens in the nineties, and on the milk cartons.
References
26. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Edward_Mack
27. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roswell_incident
28. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_circles
29. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Arnold
30. http://www.ufoevidence.org/documents/doc883.htm
31. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075860
32. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitley_Strieber
33. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contactees
34. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_Hill
35. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majestic_12
36. http://www.roswellfiles.com/storytellers/RandleSchmitt.htm
37. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantell_Incident
38. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_autopsy
39. mailto:interview at techcentralstation.com
40. http://www2.techcentralstation.com/1051/feedback.jsp?CID=1051-110905A
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