[Paleopsych] How the Jews Got the Ten Commandments

[Premise Checker]

How the Jews Got the Ten Commandments

God went to the Arabs and said, I have Commandments for you that will make
your lives better.
And the Arabs asked, What are Commandments?
And the Lord said, They are rules for living.

Can you give us an example?
Thou shalt not kill.
Not kill? We're not interested.

So he went to the Blacks and said, I have Commandments.
And the Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, Honor thy Father and
Mother.
Father?  We don't know who our fathers are.

So He went to the Mexicans and said, I have Commandments.
And the Mexicans wanted an example, and the Lord said, Thou shalt not
steal.
Not steal? We're not interested.

He went to the French and said, I have Commandments.
The French wanted an example and the Lord said, Thou shalt not commit
adultery.
Not commit adultery? We're not interested.

So, he finally went to the Jews and said, I have commandments.
Commandments? They said, How much are they?
They're free.
We'll take 10.