[Paleopsych] Bob Whitaker: Benjamin Franklin c/o Time Warp Mail Service
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Benjamin Franklin c/o Time Warp Mail Service
Bob's Blog - WhitakerOnline.org » 7/30/05 Insider Letter
Dear Mr. Franklin,
You are facing extremely serious legal problems.
1) Your invention of bifocal lens.
You have no qualifications whatsoever in the fields of optometry or
ophthalmology. You are ordered to cease and desist from the use or
discussion of this product.
Lawsuits have been lodged against you by people whose bifocals have
broken and gashed their skins. Others say that they confuse the eyes
and cause double vision.
2) Your invention of the stove
Your Franklin Stove has caused serious injury to a very large number
of people. Children playing have bumped into it and been burned by it.
You have no Federally-approve set of directions for its use, so you
are personally responsible for every accident that occurs in using
3) Your discovery of the Gulf Stream
As with optometry in the case of your invention of bifocals, you are
practicing meteorology with no degree or other qualifications in the
While no one has yet been able to formulate an actual lawsuit against
you on this subject, you have made a laughing-stock of yourself by
going outside the field of printing, where you do have some actual
You are in deep trouble in other areas.
Your comments about Quakers, Indians and other minority groups were
definitely Hate Speech.
You are charged with manslaughter and armed robbery in aiding and
abetting in the robbery of America from the Native Americans.
Other charges are pending.
The Association of Experts, Lawyers, Professors and Other Authorities
in the Year 2005
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