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<DIV>The Marine And The Insurgent Agree On One
Thing<?/smaller><?/fontfamily><BR><BR><?fontfamily><?param Comic Sans MS><?smaller> A
U.S Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an<?/smaller><?/fontfamily><BR><?fontfamily><?param Comic Sans MS><?smaller>Iraqi
terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side<?/smaller><?/fontfamily><BR><?fontfamily><?param Comic Sans MS><?smaller>of the
road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state.<?/smaller><?/fontfamily><BR><BR><?fontfamily><?param Comic Sans MS><?smaller> The
Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both<?/smaller><?/fontfamily><BR><?fontfamily><?param Comic Sans MS><?smaller>men, the
squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.<?/smaller><?/fontfamily><BR><BR><?fontfamily><?param Comic Sans MS><?smaller> The
Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the<?/smaller><?/fontfamily><BR><?fontfamily><?param Comic Sans MS><?smaller>highway
here, and coming south was that heavily armed insurgent. We<?/smaller><?/fontfamily><BR><?fontfamily><?param Comic Sans MS><?smaller>saw each
other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.<?/smaller><?/fontfamily><BR><BR><?fontfamily><?param Comic Sans MS><?smaller> I
yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, scumbag,<?/smaller><?/fontfamily><BR><?fontfamily><?param Comic Sans MS><?smaller>and he
yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat,<?/smaller><?/fontfamily><BR><?fontfamily><?param Comic Sans MS><?smaller>leftwing
liberal drunken murderer.<?/smaller><?/fontfamily><BR><BR><?fontfamily><?param Comic Sans MS><?smaller> So
I yelled that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean<?/smaller><?/fontfamily><BR><?fontfamily><?param Comic Sans MS><?smaller>spirited
woman!", and he retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does<?/smaller><?/fontfamily><BR><?fontfamily><?param Comic Sans MS><?smaller>Hillary
Clinton!"<?/smaller><?/fontfamily><BR><BR><?fontfamily><?param Comic Sans MS><?smaller> "And,
there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands,<?/smaller><?/fontfamily><BR><?fontfamily><?param Comic Sans MS><?smaller> when
a truck hit us!"<?/smaller><?/fontfamily></DIV></BODY></HTML>