[ExI] The 13 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Children's Toys

[spike]

> ...On Behalf Of Max More
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> The 13 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Children's Toys
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> http://www.cracked.com/article_17493_13-most-unintentionally-d
isturbing-childrens-toys.html
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> Max


There is one toy that absolutely does not belong on this list, the first
one, sixfinger.  I am just old enough to remember the ads with the jingle 

"sixfinger sixfinger man alive, how did I ever get along with five?"  

My young friends, THAT was a cool toy, coveted by every first grader.  The
snarky comment about being capable of putting out an eye is perfectly silly,
for of course we kids could figure out some way of destroying an eye with
any toy, including a basketball.  That is why evolution arranged for us to
be born with a spare.

spike