[ExI] apparent psycho in starbucks

spike spike66 at att.net
Wed Jun 15 16:52:25 UTC 2016



>... Behalf Of Giulio Prisco
Subject: Re: [ExI] apparent psycho in starbucks

>...What did the iLess Man look like? 

No description necessary Giulio.  He should be easy to spot out on the
street doing that (not using electronics.)

>...Some time ago I saw this guy in a Starbucks actually kissing an actual
girlfriend...

Heterosexuality on open display.  The mind reels.

>...Then they both went out to smoke cigarettes, of all things!!! 

I saw one of those last year too, the old non-vaping variety, made from some
sort of plant leaf.  I didn't even know those could still be procured, or
that the requisite ignition devices still exist.  

>...Some things are really outrageous. When are they going to install the
long-promised 24/7 surveillance devices and fast-response robocops?

We need that, and we need it soon.  Disconnected unnetworked lone wolves are
a clear and present danger.  

The Starbucks owner at 7th and Fremont is downplaying the whole incident.
He didn't witness it himself but he says five other Starbucks owners near
that intersection have either seen something similar or heard of it.  Two of
the three Starbucks owners near 8th and Fremont agree.  They say it could
have just been a guy who liked coffee.  Or he accidentally switched off his
power strip and the batteries on all his devices ran low simultaneously.  Or
he was temporarily bandwidth-less due to circumstances beyond his control.

Authorities are asking for witnesses to come forward.  It might have been
the same man who perpetrated all the local electronics-free coffee-drinking
incidents in the area, intentionally and persistently not receiving signals
where they are freely available.

Local activists are organizing a rally for a Minimum Guaranteed Bandwidth.
Perhaps there is a way to find and help these lonely people, these modern
day Eleanor Rigbys, those who somehow exist and survive below the radar in
the hazy dangerous netherworld where electronic communications pass over
undetected and responses remain unsent, tragic cases who somehow slip
through society's safety internets.

spike

















On Wed, Jun 15, 2016 at 6:01 PM, spike <spike66 at att.net> wrote:
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> A man showed up in Starbucks this morning.  He ordered coffee, sat 
> down and began drinking.  He sat there alone saying nothing, no 
> laptop, no Gameboy, no iPad, no iPod, no iAnything, not even an 
> iPhone; he just sat there drinking coffee.  No one knew what to do.  
> Several nervous patrons escaped out the back.  He finished his coffee 
> and left before the authorities arrived.  iLess Man is still at large 
> as the local constables are on full alert for a man not talking on a 
> phone and simultaneously not using an electronic device.
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> spike
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