[ExI] physics geek humor

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Heisenberg and Schrodinger are speeding down the highway when a state cop pulls them over.

 

The cop walks up to the window and asks Heisenberg, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

 

Heisenberg replies, "No, but I knew where I was."

 

The cop says, "You were going 90 miles per hour!"

 

To which Heisenberg replies, "Fine. Now we're lost."

 

Thinking this answer is a little strange, the cop decides to investigate the vehicle. He begins by opening the trunk. Shocked by what he finds, he shouts, "You have a dead cat in here!"

 

Schrodinger answers, "Well I do now!"

 

 

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