[Exi-bay-chat] Re: New to Bay Area
mail at HarveyNewstrom.com
Tue May 18 19:02:49 UTC 2004
Jones, Spike writes:
> Harvey, it wasn't that you were drinking any more than
> anyone else. Its just that the same amount of alcohol
> found in you so much less body mass to intoxicate. Perfectly
> good alcohol molecules were left idly standing by searching
> for sober cells to intoxify.
Hmmm.... Using that logic, I may not be generating more creativity or ideas
than average people. Maybe my brain is just smaller than everybody else's
and appears to be full of ideas at a lower capacity. This is just another
reason why we need Jupiter brains!
> I followed that line of reasoning and learned to generate
> delightful silliness with no alcohol at all, saving still
> more money.
Excellent! I do find that I consume much less alcohol than my boring
contemporaries. I seem to find life itself exciting enough without having
to dull down my perceptions.
> Also, I fear that devouring excessive amounts
> of alcohol could have a detrimental effect on my brain, which
> is undesireable, this being my second favorite organ.
Sadly, alcohol doesn't help your favorite organ either. As with the brain,
alcohol only fools us into a false sense of accomplishment.
Harvey Newstrom, CISSP, CISA, CISM, IAM, IBMCP, GSEC
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