[extropy-chat] Mystery of Missing Mayans Solved

[Mike Lorrey]

--- xllb at rogers.com wrote:
> J. Rothdell Grape, P.H.D. candidate, has published a paper in the
> Spring, 2004 issue of The Christian Anthropologist Journal.  His
> theory is likely to prick a lot of pride.
> 
> “I was at Carlos and Charlie’s having a pop.  There were Mayan
> hieroglyphics on the menu.”  Grape says.
> 
>  "... and I knew God was telling me to get to the
> real Mayan ruins right away.”
> 
> Grape knelt, facing away from the monument in case it was some kind
of
> idol, and prayed for guidance.
> 
> “My thought process, which God was gently guiding,...
> 
> “Right then God gave me the second clue.”  
> 
> “... but my faith is small, so I asked God for one
> more sign....
> 
> “I was looking for the third sign ...
> 
> “The fourth and final sign sealed my mind on this one.  ...
> 

Wow, this guy has a really well developed scientific principle working
for him, have you noticed? I hear there are signs of perversion and
evil in Shakespeare, too. We can burn that book once we're done
deconstructing the Mayan ruins... ;)

=====
Mike Lorrey
Chairman, Free Town Land Development
"Live Free or Die, Death is not the Worst of Evils."
                                       - Gen. John Stark
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