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[Joseph Bloch]

The Avantguardian wrote:

>So why do the Masons
>get all the credit for running the world? Aren't my
>fraternity brothers and I good enough to be the Secret
>Rulers of the World? Or what about the Boyscouts of
>the America? I'll bet you a lot of famous people were
>in the boy scouts. So why isn't there are conspiracy
>theory about them? 
>  
>

You poor benighted fool.

The Boy Sprouts are controlled by the Society for Creative Anarchy, 
which is in turn controlled by the phone company. 

But that's just a blind alley. The REAL conspiracy is that the 
Multinational Oil Companies are controlling the International Cocaine 
Smugglers, who are controlling both the Parent-Teacher Agglomeration and 
the Men in Black.

When, oh when, will the TRUTH come out??? ;-)

Joseph