[extropy-chat] conspiracy theories, Schiavo

[Al Brooks]

After reading a hundred books on the JFK assassination
it's not clear what sort of conspiracy was involved,
yet it is clear anyone can cook up a conspiracy theory
if they want. I know a certain Frank S. who was in
Dallas 11-22-63, watched the presidential motorcade,
and had a gun with him. However S. was fifteen at the
time, the gun was a replica he had just purchased, and
he watched the motorcade because his high school class
turned out that day.
There are ways one can think of to start rumors on
Schiavo. Get an Xian-extremist psychiatrist to analyze
Schiavo's history, interviews and so forth, then
falsely pronounce him a murderous psychopath, on
psychiatric office stationary, with a brother-in-law
notarizing it. 
Get Dr. Goober the physician to testify under oath the
drop of wine placed on Terry's tongue by her husband
for Easter had arsenic in it. Maybe the arsenic was a
trace amount from a French vineyard.
Get Dr. Booger to testify under oath that in 1991
Schiavo put a suspicious capsule into his wife's
mouth. Perhaps the capsule was vitamin E.





		
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