[ExI] Impending Newtonmass... what should I buy the atheistinmylife?

[Max More]

Okay, spike, you asked for it.

We were grocery shopping this evening and I heard that damn Christmas 
song AGAIN -- the one that goes "rump-a-pump-pump." (Oh yes, it's 
"Little Drummer Boy.") Maybe it's just me, but it brings to mind a 
horrible image of Santa taking someone merrily up the behind.

You're welcome,

Max

(I suppose it's possible that the object of Santa's attentions might 
be his ho-ho-ho.)


> > > Good Newtonmass cheer all round. Emlyn
> >
> >
> > This is a start, Emlyn, but I am missing the usual cutting up
> > and carrying on that comes down on this forum about this time
> > of year...
>
>Even the most hard core atheists among us know all the lyrics to 
>christmas songs.  We do, right?  No matter how hard we try to not 
>know those words, we know em anyway.  We have been mind raped, even 
>the radical Presbyterians, and they are not happy about it at 
>all.  There is nothing we can do.  Or rather there is.  Find ways to 
>ridicule the songs.  Many of them contain funny stuff.