[ExI] Impending Newtonmass... what should I buy theatheistinmylife?
spike66 at att.net
Wed Dec 24 01:33:15 UTC 2008
> [mailto:extropy-chat-bounces at lists.extropy.org] On Behalf Of
> Stathis Papaioannou
>... what should I buy theatheistinmylife?
> 2008/12/22 Olga Bourlin <fauxever at sprynet.com>:
> > Yes there is. It's easy - one can simply ignore Christ-mass ...
> This is actually hard to do at this time of year...no amount of
rationalisation will prevent you
> from looking like an dissocial grump... Stathis Papaioannou
...Why, for fifty three years I've put up with it now,
I must stop christmas from coming! But how?
Consider the song:
Silent niiiight, hoooooly night...
How the heck do they figure that night was silent? You know it was probably
noisy as all get out. Consider:
-The three wise guys whooping it up and carrying on, especially
since it was the first christmas.
-Shepherds watching their flocks by night: depending on what one
includes in the verb "watching" you know the ewes probably made quite a
-Little drummer boys rump-a-pumping each other.
-An unidentified beast achieved climax while copulating during the
middle of the cloudless night: it came upon a midnight clear.
-We received notification that the assistant-gods were experimenting
with narcotics: angels we have heard on high
-The Whos down in Whoville with their wimwozzles and pantookers
-All the bowl games, such as the one at the colosseum between the
Roman Christians vs the Detroit Lions
-The cops out busting those who had a little too much christmas
cheer: god, arrest YE merry gentlemen
-Of course they were getting ready for a big new year's celebration
that year, being not only a new century and a new millenium, but they were
able to get rid of that bothersome negative sign and begin counting forward
instead of backward
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