[ExI] highly profitable sexual practices

[PJ Manney]

On Mon, Mar 17, 2008 at 9:52 PM, spike <spike66 at att.net> wrote:
> This gave me an idea.  Prostitution is legal in Nevada. (Don't you love a
> state like that?  Every country needs a Nevada.)  We have American Idol
> (where celebrity judges intentionally insult and humiliate contestants),
> America's [supply an adjective]-est Home Videos, the various gross-out
> shows, Cops, Survivor, etc.  Why not just have a game show competition to
> determine who is the best hooker ever?  OK so we have a new reality show,
> where sponsors pay the hookers (generously) and accept applications from
> among billions of volunteers, who then partake of the contestant's wares,
> then make a commentary upon same, and rate each one.
>
> Come on America!  We have not yet begun to explore the depths of bad taste
> in public entertainment.  We have not yet viewed in prime time... Best
> Hooker Ever.

You need to watch more TV, Spike.

First, there was "Temptation Island", where the pros... I mean,
contestants... did everything but have a pimp.  Unless you consider
the producers the pimps...  I certainly did.

Then there were the supposed reality-docos, "Cathouse" and "Pleasure
for Sale" on HBO.

There's "Rock of Love" where the skankiest women on TV compete to be
rocker Bret Michael's girlfriend.  He must testdrive each of them, of
course...  They do everything except... well, there's no difference
really, except this supposed family show has a prohibition against
filmed penetration and full nudity.  Lucky us.

Someone attempted to make a show called "Virgin Territory" where the
winning male virgin would sleep with Jemma Jameson or Paris Hilton.
The question there is, who's the prostitute?

Now, someone is trying to make "Who Wants to Marry a US Citizen?":
http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/12/01/new-reality-show-who-wants-to-marry-a-u-s-citizen/
I suspect the qualifications won't just be cooking and conversation.

And really, who needs TV?  Just get on the Internet.  Craigslist, in
particular, where you can get -- and comment on -- the real thing.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-lopez16mar16,1,5391421,print.column

Bread and circuses, my friends... bread and circuses.

PJ