[ExI] Stepping into a Pile of Crap (Maybe)

[Kelly Anderson]

On Wed, Mar 7, 2012 at 11:52 AM, *Nym* <nymphomation at gmail.com> wrote:
> On 07/03/2012, Kelly Anderson <kellycoinguy at gmail.com> wrote:
>> Hopefully this isn't too far off topic... but I know some of you have
>> had run ins with bad PR in the past, and I thought this might be a
>> good place to get some advice. You're the smartest people I know
>> collectively.
>>
>> Recently, there has been a dust up about president Obama's web subsite
>> for African Americans.
>>
>> http://www.barackobama.com/african-americans
>>
>> Some people, me included, think this is racist. To point out this
>> fact, I am considering the creation of a parallel web site...
>>
>> http://www.caucasiansformittromney.com
>
> [Suspending Godwin for a while..]

There's a way to be sure you're making a persuasive argument... LOL. :-)

> I wouldn't bother, you'll look like a Nazi complaining it's unfair
> there isn't a parallel network of guerrillas** helping national
> socialists escape to Switzerland or England..

I don't think I buy that argument particularly. What I'm looking for
is, "If you do this, Jimmy Hoffa will rise from his grave and beat you
senseless." You know specific mean things that might happen to me if I
do it.

> If you think affirmative action is a blunt instrument to deal with
> inequality* then try to come up with something better, rather than
> just take the piss.

I'm not a huge fan of affirmative action, but I do understand where it
came from. The blacks have received a poor deal from America over the
years, and a worse deal at the hands of the Democrats. The blacks were
far far far better off before Lyndon Johnson screwed them over with
his advertising of government assistance to impoverished communities.
That was a really bad idea.

> *I do, but then I kept quiet about my idea of 'Music of Pasty White
> Origin' awards to counter the MOBOs..
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_of_Black_Origin_Awards

Ouch. That hurts my head...

> ** http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Army
>
> o_O
>
> Heavy splashings,
> Thee Nymphomation
>
> 'If you cannot afford an executioner, a duty executioner
> will be appointed to you free of charge by the court'

See, now that's the useful sort of information I was fishing for... :-)

-Kelly