[ExI] physics geek humor

John Clark johnkclark at gmail.com
Mon Jan 16 17:26:14 UTC 2017


A Quantum Mechanic's vacation
 Left his colleagues in dire consternation
 Though tests had shown
 His speed was well known
 His position was pure speculation

John K Clark

On Sat, Jan 14, 2017 at 7:04 PM, spike <spike66 at att.net> wrote:

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> Heisenberg and Schrodinger are speeding down the highway when a state cop
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> The cop walks up to the window and asks Heisenberg, "Do you know how fast
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> Heisenberg replies, "No, but I knew where I was."
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> The cop says, "You were going 90 miles per hour!"
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> To which Heisenberg replies, "Fine. Now we're lost."
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> Thinking this answer is a little strange, the cop decides to investigate
> the vehicle. He begins by opening the trunk. Shocked by what he finds, he
> shouts, "You have a dead cat in here!"
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> Schrodinger answers, "Well I do now!"
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